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Hunt at the Zoo

That's right! You can now hunt at the zoo. Budgetary constraints and attendance shortfalls have put us in the red. Our loss is your gain!

Here's How it Works

For a nominal entrance fee of $500, you will be given a high-powered shotgun and three rounds of ammunition and a one-hour time limit for hunting. Two burly zoo keepers will accompany you in a golf cart to load up your bounty. If you bag a big one, a radio-dispatched van or truck will arrive in minutes to whisk the carcass away.

But That's Not All!

After your hunt, you will be permitted to assist in the beheading and mounting of your trophy. World-class chefs will slaughter the remains and then....

Barbeque Zoo!

That's right! You will eat your zoo animal(s). You and your friends will surround the crispy flesh of your critter. Bon apetit!

Our Guarantee

In the unlikely event that you do not kill an animal, do not worry -- you will get a trophy and a cookout! In a cooperative venture with the local animal humane society, a freshly euthenized animal (cat or dog) will be suplied to you at no extra charge. (For your information, both taste a little like chicken.)

Our Motto

Don't have a cow, have a lion!

Disclaimer

We regret that prevailing laws prohibit us from allowing you to eat any fellow hunters or zoo keepers, even if they are completely dead!